Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural England hosting a party like this? A party? In a school? With children present? Where marijuana is openly smoked? And comdoms are given away at the door? Imagine the headlines! How much would the Daily Mail hate this? How much would the Daily Mail love to hate this?! Dave Gorman
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